How Not To Remove Tattoos

Advice on How Not to Remove Tattoos

“How to” advice is more handy, and not so handy than ever before. With the superfluity of online forums, blogs, and web sites there are far more “how not to” experts posting advice on the Internet than there are “how to” authors making it confusing to get your hands on helpful advice.

Searching for “how to” advice can be risky without exercising a little common sense. Take removing tattoos for an example. “How to remove a tattoo” is a popular topic searched online, yet the search results produced can easily translate into “how not to remove tattoo” advice.

Here is an excerpt to get a handle on how NOT to remove tattoos.

Do not remove a tattoo just because everyone is removing tattoos. Common sense tells you not to make the same mistake twice. You got your tattoo playing follow the leader so do not follow the leader, or your friends, or anyone in the general public when it involves anything tattoo related.

Do not remove tattoos by paying a doctor to practice getting hands-on experience removing tattoos with lasers. God invented eggplants specifically for doctors to brush up on their old or new laser skills.

And on the subject of eggplants and removing tattoos- eggplants were part of the original trade triangle, and doctors know this because they read a lot of books and remember random facts and well they trade stuff to get free eggplants to practice free tattoo removal on. Yeah, so not only should you not pay doctors to practice laser tattoo removal on you, you should also not give the skin off your back (literally) in trade for free tattoo removal.

Do not remove tattoos under the influence of alcohol or any other mind-altering substances. This is another common sense lesson that should have been picked up the first go around when you woke up the next day headache, tattoo and all.

DIY (do it yourself) tattoo removal does not mean removing your tattoo with battery acid, turpentine, industrial power tools of any kind, or attempting to remove your tattoo with laundry bleach and other hazardous household chemicals.

And finally, advice on how to remove tattoos with common sense… use WreckingBalm tattoo remover between laser tattoo treatments, or use WreckingBalm at home following the manufactures instructions on how to remove tattoos safely and affordably on your own.